||[Jan. 18th, 2005|02:37 am]
OMG I AM DRUNK!
from the 'uw party people' group on facebook (damn you micah)|
"College students are truly a rare breed. Week after week we put ourselves through the gauntlet of flip-cup tournaments, keg stands, ice luges, and power hours only to pass out briefly and wake up at obscene hours of the morning to re-fuel our still-intoxicated bodies with a few more beers all in the name of tailgate. We "pre-funk" until eleven. 12:40 classes are "early." Some people play basketball, we play beer pong. Some people wait for Christmas or Thanksgiving, we wait for St. Patty’s Day, and New Years Eve. We have become aware that alcohol makes us say, do, and wear things that would, in a sober state, be out of the question. We have drunken alter-egos and we name them. We are experts at King. We draw on the faces of passed out friends, and we know that empty fifths make great decorations. We have no money because we spent it all on beer. After a long night of bonging beers at a house party, bravely resisting the urge to drunk dial, then going shot-for-shot, we wake up hugging an empty box of wine in our underwear on our best friend's kitchen floor with a million questions running through our pounding heads, about who we called and what we did. We awake to find a desperate desire to lay in bed for the rest of our lives...it is then that we swear off drinking forever... Yet, after a few hours of recovery we start up once again. It takes balls, simply put. We know how to party. We have honed and perfected our art. Why do we act this way? Because we can. Because in 4 short, blurry years we will have to enter the “real world”. So for the time being we will live it up…As long as there are beers to be drank and shots to be taken, WE WILL BE THERE!...but we're not gonna lie, we probably won't remember it. "
sometimes theres parties posted in it, we should crash those parties and the ones in 'party at the green house' which is on the same block as my house.